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father vincent. ([personal profile] banworthy) wrote2024-09-28 12:21 am

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bootyshortsforoldmen: (too lost and hurting)

cn: cannibalism mentions

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-21 06:38 am (UTC)(link)

Yeah I bet you’d like to know if I’m allergic, huh? Slip some in there?

To answer your question, no, I’m not allergic. Sorry to disappoint

Although WHAT

[He almost brings up how Vincent was just whining about Hank wanting steak. But he could go for some steak, so he doesn’t mention it.]

Where are you getting the meat, Vincent

bootyshortsforoldmen: (I’m having trouble operating)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-21 06:48 am (UTC)(link)

OK. So what did that “although” mean

Thought you could distract me huh

Sounds like a cannibal in denial

[Hank doesn’t argue with the “you’re not worth the effort” bit because that, at least, is true.]

bootyshortsforoldmen: (you were alone)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-21 06:53 am (UTC)(link)

Oh god

Here we are talking about cannibalism and the weird guy wants a favor

Lemme guess. You’re not gonna tell me what the favor is until you get here

bootyshortsforoldmen: (I do the same thing)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-21 06:57 am (UTC)(link)

If I’m gonna owe you for the three questions, then this “““favor”” better be equivalent to that

No pulling weird shit on me. Not gonna kill someone just cause you let me ask some questions

bootyshortsforoldmen: (it’s been difficult)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-21 07:01 am (UTC)(link)

Yeah yeah. On my way back too

It’s the apartment with the nameplate that says FUCK OFF

bootyshortsforoldmen: (I did this all for you)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-21 07:11 am (UTC)(link)

Isn't it (:

Glad you approve

For a couple hours I’ll even let you ignore the sign

bootyshortsforoldmen: (I need you to stay)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-21 07:16 am (UTC)(link)

What does what mean???

Sign says fuck off. I am oh so graciously allowing you the privilege to ignore the sign tonight

You may get the fuck into my apartment, Vincent. This one time

bootyshortsforoldmen: (I can’t help but be wrong in the dark)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-21 07:22 am (UTC)(link)

Obviously

Unless you’re gonna make me dinner again

If it’s shit this time no second chances though

bootyshortsforoldmen: (I had to let you know that everything)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-21 07:26 am (UTC)(link)

You’re the one who said I wasn’t gonna like it

Figured I should listen to you. For once.

Or should I not??