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it's not like
we have a lot of opions here

guess we'll go to the idner

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Damn. Not gonna make me a homecooked dinner?

What kind of pre-choking date is this

You’re making me get all dressed up to go to the DINER?

[banworthy]

whine whine whine

i have a monster on my bridge
do you have a monster leading to your home
irefuse to ask my neighbor for help

want me to bring things over to cook for you

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Got two monsters leading to my apartment, but fair enough

Come cook for me, yeah. Since you mentioned it

Would prefer I pass out at home or something so you won’t need to worship Castiel, or whatever it is you do.

[banworthy]

the deposit doesn't outweigh the payout

fine

just dress nice

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

I will. Jesus. Whine whine whine

I’m at the store now, so you just worry about that food

[banworthy]

i'm making something i likebtw
so don't think it's going to be to your tstes

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Oh for fuck’s sake

WHAT weird shit are you making, Vincent

[banworthy]

what weird shit?!
how dare you

what is it that you want
let me guess
some steak?
hamburger?? hmmm?

cn: cannibalism mentions

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Not asking you to make me some gourmet shit

Just want to know if you’re making something weird

Like some ritualistic cannibal bullshit

Or

Cauliflower

cn: cannibalism mentions

[banworthy]

are you allergic to cauliflower?

and i don't have any cannibalistic tendencies
although
nevermind

anyway i do like the idea of steak

cn: cannibalism mentions

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Yeah I bet you’d like to know if I’m allergic, huh? Slip some in there?

To answer your question, no, I’m not allergic. Sorry to disappoint

Although WHAT

[He almost brings up how Vincent was just whining about Hank wanting steak. But he could go for some steak, so he doesn’t mention it.]

Where are you getting the meat, Vincent

cn: cannibalism mentions ONWARD 1/4

[banworthy]

maybe

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shame

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what

[banworthy]

from the store

do you know hwo hard it is to kill someone
and cut them up for meat?

too much effort

and you're not worth it

/end

[banworthy]

also i'm not a cannibal

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

OK. So what did that “although” mean

Thought you could distract me huh

Sounds like a cannibal in denial

[Hank doesn’t argue with the “you’re not worth the effort” bit because that, at least, is true.]

[banworthy]

i'll tell you when we meet
how's that?

you can ask me a total of three questions
and i'll answer honestly

in return
i get one favor

okay?

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Oh god

Here we are talking about cannibalism and the weird guy wants a favor

Lemme guess. You’re not gonna tell me what the favor is until you get here

[banworthy]

shhh

and i'll answer that one for free
i don't have a favor in mind
just always nice to have a favor a person owes you

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

If I’m gonna owe you for the three questions, then this “““favor”” better be equivalent to that

No pulling weird shit on me. Not gonna kill someone just cause you let me ask some questions

[banworthy]

why would i

i'll meet you soon

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Yeah yeah. On my way back too

It’s the apartment with the nameplate that says FUCK OFF

[banworthy]

of course it is

so classy