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Date: 2025-01-21 06:27 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen
bootyshortsforoldmen: (for you to walk in | bellion)

Oh for fuck’s sake

WHAT weird shit are you making, Vincent

cn: cannibalism mentions

Date: 2025-01-21 06:30 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I get drunk wake up)

Not asking you to make me some gourmet shit

Just want to know if you’re making something weird

Like some ritualistic cannibal bullshit

Or

Cauliflower

cn: cannibalism mentions

Date: 2025-01-21 06:38 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen
bootyshortsforoldmen: (too lost and hurting)

Yeah I bet you’d like to know if I’m allergic, huh? Slip some in there?

To answer your question, no, I’m not allergic. Sorry to disappoint

Although WHAT

[He almost brings up how Vincent was just whining about Hank wanting steak. But he could go for some steak, so he doesn’t mention it.]

Where are you getting the meat, Vincent

Date: 2025-01-21 06:48 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I’m having trouble operating)

OK. So what did that “although” mean

Thought you could distract me huh

Sounds like a cannibal in denial

[Hank doesn’t argue with the “you’re not worth the effort” bit because that, at least, is true.]

Date: 2025-01-21 06:53 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen
bootyshortsforoldmen: (you were alone)

Oh god

Here we are talking about cannibalism and the weird guy wants a favor

Lemme guess. You’re not gonna tell me what the favor is until you get here

Date: 2025-01-21 06:57 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I do the same thing)

If I’m gonna owe you for the three questions, then this “““favor”” better be equivalent to that

No pulling weird shit on me. Not gonna kill someone just cause you let me ask some questions

Date: 2025-01-21 07:01 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen
bootyshortsforoldmen: (it’s been difficult)

Yeah yeah. On my way back too

It’s the apartment with the nameplate that says FUCK OFF

Date: 2025-01-21 07:11 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I did this all for you)

Isn't it (:

Glad you approve

For a couple hours I’ll even let you ignore the sign

Date: 2025-01-21 07:16 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I need you to stay)

What does what mean???

Sign says fuck off. I am oh so graciously allowing you the privilege to ignore the sign tonight

You may get the fuck into my apartment, Vincent. This one time

Date: 2025-01-21 07:22 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I can’t help but be wrong in the dark)

Obviously

Unless you’re gonna make me dinner again

If it’s shit this time no second chances though

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