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[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Sure, yeah. Watch me go out and get a nice suit and then you take me to the fucking dump

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howdare ou

i have to eat theretoo you know

think of me why don't you

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Sounds like something that a guy who’s planning on taking me to the dump would say

I am thinking of you. Obviously. In a fucking weird way. Coulda gone and asked some other weirdo for a round 2, but I didn’t, now did I

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yes

i'm very blessed

thank you

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

That is probably one of the weirdest ways you could’ve replied to that and I’m not even surprised

You’re welcome I guess

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whatever

tried of talking to you like this
so go get dresse dto have dinner

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Right now?? Jesus

Where do you want me to meet you

[Are they really doing this again? Are they?? Hank expected death last time, so he’s not sure what to anticipate this time. Other than something weird.]

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it's not like
we have a lot of opions here

guess we'll go to the idner

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Damn. Not gonna make me a homecooked dinner?

What kind of pre-choking date is this

You’re making me get all dressed up to go to the DINER?

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whine whine whine

i have a monster on my bridge
do you have a monster leading to your home
irefuse to ask my neighbor for help

want me to bring things over to cook for you

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Got two monsters leading to my apartment, but fair enough

Come cook for me, yeah. Since you mentioned it

Would prefer I pass out at home or something so you won’t need to worship Castiel, or whatever it is you do.

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the deposit doesn't outweigh the payout

fine

just dress nice

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

I will. Jesus. Whine whine whine

I’m at the store now, so you just worry about that food

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i'm making something i likebtw
so don't think it's going to be to your tstes

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Oh for fuck’s sake

WHAT weird shit are you making, Vincent

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what weird shit?!
how dare you

what is it that you want
let me guess
some steak?
hamburger?? hmmm?

cn: cannibalism mentions

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Not asking you to make me some gourmet shit

Just want to know if you’re making something weird

Like some ritualistic cannibal bullshit

Or

Cauliflower

cn: cannibalism mentions

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are you allergic to cauliflower?

and i don't have any cannibalistic tendencies
although
nevermind

anyway i do like the idea of steak

cn: cannibalism mentions

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Yeah I bet you’d like to know if I’m allergic, huh? Slip some in there?

To answer your question, no, I’m not allergic. Sorry to disappoint

Although WHAT

[He almost brings up how Vincent was just whining about Hank wanting steak. But he could go for some steak, so he doesn’t mention it.]

Where are you getting the meat, Vincent

cn: cannibalism mentions ONWARD 1/4

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maybe

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shame

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what

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from the store

do you know hwo hard it is to kill someone
and cut them up for meat?

too much effort

and you're not worth it

/end

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also i'm not a cannibal

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

OK. So what did that “although” mean

Thought you could distract me huh

Sounds like a cannibal in denial

[Hank doesn’t argue with the “you’re not worth the effort” bit because that, at least, is true.]