Sounds like something that a guy who’s planning on taking me to the dump would say
I am thinking of you. Obviously. In a fucking weird way. Coulda gone and asked some other weirdo for a round 2, but I didn’t, now did I
That is probably one of the weirdest ways you could’ve replied to that and I’m not even surprised
You’re welcome I guess
Right now?? Jesus
Where do you want me to meet you
[Are they really doing this again? Are they?? Hank expected death last time, so he’s not sure what to anticipate this time. Other than something weird.]
Damn. Not gonna make me a homecooked dinner?
What kind of pre-choking date is this
You’re making me get all dressed up to go to the DINER?
Got two monsters leading to my apartment, but fair enough
Come cook for me, yeah. Since you mentioned it
Would prefer I pass out at home or something so you won’t need to worship Castiel, or whatever it is you do.
I will. Jesus. Whine whine whine
I’m at the store now, so you just worry about that food
Oh for fuck’s sake
WHAT weird shit are you making, Vincent
Not asking you to make me some gourmet shit
Just want to know if you’re making something weird
Like some ritualistic cannibal bullshit
Or
Cauliflower
Yeah I bet you’d like to know if I’m allergic, huh? Slip some in there?
To answer your question, no, I’m not allergic. Sorry to disappoint
Although WHAT
[He almost brings up how Vincent was just whining about Hank wanting steak. But he could go for some steak, so he doesn’t mention it.]
Where are you getting the meat, Vincent
OK. So what did that “although” mean
Thought you could distract me huh
Sounds like a cannibal in denial
[Hank doesn’t argue with the “you’re not worth the effort” bit because that, at least, is true.]
Oh god
Here we are talking about cannibalism and the weird guy wants a favor
Lemme guess. You’re not gonna tell me what the favor is until you get here
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Date: 2025-01-21 02:53 am (UTC)From:Sounds like something that a guy who’s planning on taking me to the dump would say
I am thinking of you. Obviously. In a fucking weird way. Coulda gone and asked some other weirdo for a round 2, but I didn’t, now did I
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Date: 2025-01-21 04:38 am (UTC)From:i'm very blessed
thank you
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Date: 2025-01-21 05:16 am (UTC)From:That is probably one of the weirdest ways you could’ve replied to that and I’m not even surprised
You’re welcome I guess
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Date: 2025-01-21 05:19 am (UTC)From:tried of talking to you like this
so go get dresse dto have dinner
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Date: 2025-01-21 05:25 am (UTC)From:Right now?? Jesus
Where do you want me to meet you
[Are they really doing this again? Are they?? Hank expected death last time, so he’s not sure what to anticipate this time. Other than something weird.]
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Date: 2025-01-21 05:43 am (UTC)From:we have a lot of opions here
guess we'll go to the idner
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Date: 2025-01-21 05:49 am (UTC)From:Damn. Not gonna make me a homecooked dinner?
What kind of pre-choking date is this
You’re making me get all dressed up to go to the DINER?
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Date: 2025-01-21 05:57 am (UTC)From:i have a monster on my bridge
do you have a monster leading to your home
irefuse to ask my neighbor for help
want me to bring things over to cook for you
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Date: 2025-01-21 06:05 am (UTC)From:Got two monsters leading to my apartment, but fair enough
Come cook for me, yeah. Since you mentioned it
Would prefer I pass out at home or something so you won’t need to worship Castiel, or whatever it is you do.
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Date: 2025-01-21 06:10 am (UTC)From:fine
just dress nice
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Date: 2025-01-21 06:23 am (UTC)From:I will. Jesus. Whine whine whine
I’m at the store now, so you just worry about that food
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Date: 2025-01-21 06:25 am (UTC)From:so don't think it's going to be to your tstes
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Date: 2025-01-21 06:27 am (UTC)From:Oh for fuck’s sake
WHAT weird shit are you making, Vincent
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Date: 2025-01-21 06:28 am (UTC)From:how dare you
what is it that you want
let me guess
some steak?
hamburger?? hmmm?
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Date: 2025-01-21 06:30 am (UTC)From:Not asking you to make me some gourmet shit
Just want to know if you’re making something weird
Like some ritualistic cannibal bullshit
Or
Cauliflower
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Date: 2025-01-21 06:31 am (UTC)From:and i don't have any cannibalistic tendencies
although
nevermind
anyway i do like the idea of steak
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Date: 2025-01-21 06:38 am (UTC)From:Yeah I bet you’d like to know if I’m allergic, huh? Slip some in there?
To answer your question, no, I’m not allergic. Sorry to disappoint
Although WHAT
[He almost brings up how Vincent was just whining about Hank wanting steak. But he could go for some steak, so he doesn’t mention it.]
Where are you getting the meat, Vincent
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Date: 2025-01-21 06:42 am (UTC)From:no subject
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Date: 2025-01-21 06:43 am (UTC)From:do you know hwo hard it is to kill someone
and cut them up for meat?
too much effort
and you're not worth it
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Date: 2025-01-21 06:43 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2025-01-21 06:48 am (UTC)From:OK. So what did that “although” mean
Thought you could distract me huh
Sounds like a cannibal in denial
[Hank doesn’t argue with the “you’re not worth the effort” bit because that, at least, is true.]
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Date: 2025-01-21 06:50 am (UTC)From:how's that?
you can ask me a total of three questions
and i'll answer honestly
in return
i get one favor
okay?
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Date: 2025-01-21 06:53 am (UTC)From:Oh god
Here we are talking about cannibalism and the weird guy wants a favor
Lemme guess. You’re not gonna tell me what the favor is until you get here
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