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fine
i'll do better
so we don't
sayweirdthing
toeach other

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Good

You do that

Read up on how to knock a man out faster

Could do a chokehold

[Hank really is just playing with fire.]

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get me abook
from the library
then

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You really want me to go to the library and ask Mr. Finch if he has a book on choking??

Is that an actual suggestion or are you just

Weird

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imntoweird
unless you know
chokeholds youlike

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Jesus Christ

Just stand behind me and wrap your arm around my neck. SQUEEZE

10 seconds and I’m out

This fuckin guy. “Don’t say weird shit” he says

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this guy
whaever
fine
you'retallerthan me
so knowwhatyou'll have to do
got it?

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Are you really

You really gonna say I have to kneel

Is that where this conversation is going

(i'm so sorry; i never saw this)

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yes

yes

and yes

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

(OOC: NO PLEASE LMAO I just assumed icly that Vincent was weirded out so I am wheezing right now.)

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Why are you so weird, man

[Says the guy who asked a bunch of strangers to choke him out.]

Why do you gotta make this WEIRD

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I am sorry I am shorter than you HANK

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Fucking whiner

You’re not that short VINCENT

Get some big ass clown shoes if you really think you’re so short

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gonna beat you unconsciouswith my bigass clownshoes

fine

no kneeling

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

See, that’s what I like to hear. Dedication to the job

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goldstar
fr me

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participation sticker, sure

a very small gold star for the weirdo (:

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let'snot
get into who is
a weirdo here

anyway
whenveryou're up forit
i'll happilychoke you

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[Hank could refute that first bit. He could.]

Good to know you’re all roaring and ready to go

[Is it, though? Is it??]

Thought maybe i’d weirded you out with all this. Which would be fair.

I’d be fuckin weirded out

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would yousaysorry if you had?

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

why would I say sorry to you

for literally anything

do people often apologize to you???

[Hank can’t imagine it, but...]

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no
buthtye should

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

has anyone even done anything deserving an apology??

like at all

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yes

alsodidyou say thanks to me yet?

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Oh I’m SURE

[Did Hank thank him? Directly? He doesn’t think so.]

I mean it’s not like you thanked me for providing the old fuck to choke out

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iprayed to castiel for you