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[bootyshortsforoldmen]

You’re really into this choking old men thing, huh

I dunno. When can you pencil me in? Busy man like you. Probably up to lots of weird shit

We have that mission coming up too

[banworthy]

please dontaxt like it isn't mytual

How cruel thinking i am some schemer

Worried we won't have time to choke you out during then we should before hm?

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Takes two to tango, baby

Yeah, you are not choking me out on a weird train

I hate it here but getting OFF the train will be my priority. Don’t think me passed out will help anyone

So yeah. If you can pencil me in before then. Or after. Fuck if I know

[banworthy]

fine fine

how about before and after

a good luck charm and a reward for a mission won or make us feel better if we failed

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Not sure I’d consider getting choked out lucky, but you know what?

OK

You got some fancy places in mind? You gonna take me on a date first or is it straight to lights out?

[banworthy]

sure

i'll take you out on a date

can't have all our time end so quickly

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

[...Is this a joke? This has to be a joke.]

Gonna keep it all a nice surprise for me, huh?

[banworthy]

be sure to wear something nice

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Sure, yeah. Watch me go out and get a nice suit and then you take me to the fucking dump

[banworthy]

howdare ou

i have to eat theretoo you know

think of me why don't you

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Sounds like something that a guy who’s planning on taking me to the dump would say

I am thinking of you. Obviously. In a fucking weird way. Coulda gone and asked some other weirdo for a round 2, but I didn’t, now did I

[banworthy]

yes

i'm very blessed

thank you

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

That is probably one of the weirdest ways you could’ve replied to that and I’m not even surprised

You’re welcome I guess

[banworthy]

whatever

tried of talking to you like this
so go get dresse dto have dinner

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Right now?? Jesus

Where do you want me to meet you

[Are they really doing this again? Are they?? Hank expected death last time, so he’s not sure what to anticipate this time. Other than something weird.]

[banworthy]

it's not like
we have a lot of opions here

guess we'll go to the idner

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Damn. Not gonna make me a homecooked dinner?

What kind of pre-choking date is this

You’re making me get all dressed up to go to the DINER?

[banworthy]

whine whine whine

i have a monster on my bridge
do you have a monster leading to your home
irefuse to ask my neighbor for help

want me to bring things over to cook for you

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Got two monsters leading to my apartment, but fair enough

Come cook for me, yeah. Since you mentioned it

Would prefer I pass out at home or something so you won’t need to worship Castiel, or whatever it is you do.

[banworthy]

the deposit doesn't outweigh the payout

fine

just dress nice

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

I will. Jesus. Whine whine whine

I’m at the store now, so you just worry about that food

[banworthy]

i'm making something i likebtw
so don't think it's going to be to your tstes

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Oh for fuck’s sake

WHAT weird shit are you making, Vincent

[banworthy]

what weird shit?!
how dare you

what is it that you want
let me guess
some steak?
hamburger?? hmmm?

cn: cannibalism mentions

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Not asking you to make me some gourmet shit

Just want to know if you’re making something weird

Like some ritualistic cannibal bullshit

Or

Cauliflower